I Only Worry About Super Duper Typhoons

I was checking my e-mail one last time before calling it a night when I spotted two messages from Mike, both mentioning a typhoon heading in my direction. If I am tracking the right storm - there appear to be two churning around the Western Pacific right now - Super Typhoon Melor will be passing closest to us about 36 hours from now. Melor had better stay away from those four pots I filled with flowers today. And I had better drag 36 plastic table legs out to the shed first thing tomorrow morning before I get sent to the brig for impaling a neighbor.